Sunday, August 3, 2008

Gay> or = ???

Oh the joy of returning to a small town church. Where everyone knows your name, and their always glad you came! We have only been back in Valdosta long enough to attend church twice. During those two visits I have learned two things. First, all Muslims are evil and we should fear them. Second, the greatest sin of all is to be Gay. That's right God has finally ranked the sins and homosexuality is numeral uno. Why is this not found anywhere in the Bible you may ask? Apparently that is not important anymore and we are able as Christians to rank the sins based on who or what gives us the creeps. I also learned this morning that it is bad or maybe even a sin to suggest that gay people will make it to heaven. So lets get this strait. God, who sent his son to die on the cross, to save "all" of us from our sins has decided that because being gay is the number one sin therefore does not apply to the cross. Unbelievable, I must have missed that lesson in Sunday school. I am completely aware that we all must repent of our sins so I am in no way saying that sinning is good or OK. So who will be in heaven? Well going by what I learned in bible class as a kid, sinners! That's right! So brace yourselves fellow "Christians" for murders, thieves, liers and even shhhhhh, don't say it too loud "gay people." Sin is sin is sin is sin and thankfully what happened on the cross is bigger than ALL of them and all of the inhabitants of heaven will be sinners, period. I am not saying that we should change our beliefs, just our attitudes that seem sometimes a wee bit arrogant,homophobic and for the sack of not using a stronger word," stupid."

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